December 2011
170 posts
How I pissed off the people in the library
hooligan-swag:
straightuphooligans:
I Set my ipod’s volume to high.
I then blasted a small part of “Runaway Baby” for about 20 seconds.
Once everyone started to stare, I blurted out, “Oh sorry, My boyfriend couldn’t help himelf,” I put my phone next to my ear and said, “That was rude Bruno! I’m in the library!”
My friend and I then got kicked out.
hooligans are awesome.
My reaction if Bruno Mars booty followed me....
hooliganrehab:
But then an hour later when he unfollows me….
Watch
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do you EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Being a fan girl should be a paying job.
I mean, we promote celebrities all day over the internet.
No matter how much older I get, I'm always afraid...
thatboywiththefedoraandraybans:
Bruno Fucking Mars: ugh I wish I knew what life... →
krysantiem:
ugh I wish I knew what life would be like if I could be a normal Hooligan.
I have no posters, no merchandise, no drawings, no phone or computer backgrounds, no words; nothing besides music, tumblr, and twitter.
Yet I still have the same love for bruno as everyone else here..
But I literally…
Damn I feel you.
First world problems →
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